Last night, Chrissy Teigen was one of the many Cardi B fans reacting to the rapper's debut album, Invasion of Privacy. Unlike other listeners, however, Teigen received a personal shoutout in the lyrics. On the track "She Bad," featuring west coast rapper YG, the ever-outspoken Cardi B alluded to having a ménage à trois with Teigen and Bad Gal Riri:
"I need Chrissy TeigenKnow a bad bitch when I see one (yeah, woo)
Tell Rih-Rih I need a threesome"
Naturally, the shoutout took Teigen by surprise. Around the time the record dropped, the TV host, Twitter star, and cookbook author was happily making some biscuits in the kitchen:
But when she finally heard the song, she dropped her newly-baked goods:
Then, emboldened by Cardi B's flattery, Teigen carried on her biscuit and lobster bisque dinner as an empowered "bad bitch," like many of us do after listening to her music:
Your move, Rihanna.
Take a look at the lyrics for "She Bad" here:
[Intro: YG]4Hunnid!
Mustard on the beat ho[Chorus: YG]
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Gucci bag, Fendi bag
Prada bag, Louis bag
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Birkin bag, she in the bag
She drip, she swag
Never mad, she glad
Louis bag, she in the bag[Verse 1: Cardi B]
Look, look, momma needs some mill money (cash)
Prada bag and hill money
See my ex, he still love me (ha)
New n***a 'gon kill for me (yeah)
All my chains got diamonds in it (bling)
My account got commas in it (cash)
Damn daddy, you fine as hell
I hope your wallet got condoms in it
I'm up, she mad
I'm first, she's last (yeah)
Rob who? Take what?
Click-clack, Ski-Mask
I'm a boss in a skirt
I'm a dog, I'm a flirt
Write a verse while I twerk
I wear off-white at church
Prolly make the preacher sweat
Read the Bible, Jesus wept
Bitch say that she gon' try me
How come I haven't seen it yet? (Who?)
Give it to him so good that his eyes roll back (huh?)
Shorty said it's all hers, why her thighs don't match?[Chorus: YG]
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Gucci bag, Fendi bag
Prada bag, Louis bag
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Birkin bag, she in the bag
She drip, she swag
Never mad, she glad
Louis bag, she in the bag
She bag, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad[Verse 2: Cardi B]
Weed blowin', p*ssy boss
Suck his dick, through his drawers
Lick the balls just because, lil bitch, I eat balls
I'm a monsta, mouth open wide like opera
Face down, ass up
I got perfect posture (woo)
It's lit like a lamp, lick you like a stamp (yuh)
Beat this p*ssy up (yuh)
I take it like a champ (woo)
Balenciaga momma, I know you heard about her
Spoil me in Prada, I'm worth every dollar (cash)
The one you made, could keep 'em (yeah)
I need Chrissy Teigen
Know a bad bitch when I see one (yeah, woo)
Tell Rih-Rih I need a threesome
I'm his favorite type of chick
Boujee, bad, and thick (uh)
I could buy designer, but this Fashion Nova fit all that ass (woo, woo, woo, woo)[Chorus: YG]
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Gucci bag, Fendi bag
Prada bag, Louis bag
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Birkin bag, she in the bag
She drip, she swag
Never mad, she glad
Louis bag, she in the bag
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad[Verse 3: YG]
She bad, in the bag
Move slow, hit it fast
She ride me 'til I crash
400 minutes, I last
She compliment my swag, all you n***as harass
All them bitches wanna be her friend now, she laugh
Uh, uh, she buy her man a Bentley coupe
Uh, uh, she got n***as and bitches, too
Uh, uh, she wear off-white to church, ooh
Uh, only Birkin, not Dooney & Burke, woo
Birkin bag, f*ck a tag
F*ck me, and she f*ck me bad
Whispered in her ear, "You got these bitches beat, they runnin' laps"
You know you something special
You figured it out, you from the traps
Step out wearin' that dress, showin' that ass and it's a f*ckin' wrap[Chorus: YG]
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
Dat ass, dat ass
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Gucci bag, Fendi bag
Prada bag, Louis bag
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Birkin bag, she in the bag
She drip, she swag
Never mad, she glad
Louis bag, she in the bag
She bag, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
She bad, she bad
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Erica Gonzales is the Senior Culture Editor at ELLE.com, where she oversees coverage on TV, movies, music, books, and more. She was previously an editor at HarpersBAZAAR.com. There is a 75 percent chance she's listening to Lorde right now.
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