Only Jessica Simpson Could Pull Off Driving a U-Haul in Sky-High Platform Heels and Short-Shorts

Forget Two Men and a Truck Jessica Simpson just made a convincing case as to why your next move should include two sky-high heels and a U-Haul. On Wednesday, the singer shared a trio of photos on Instagram that showed her sitting behind the wheel of a gigantic moving truck wearing the unconventional footwear

Forget Two Men and a Truck — Jessica Simpson just made a convincing case as to why your next move should include two sky-high heels and a U-Haul.

On Wednesday, the singer shared a trio of photos on Instagram that showed her sitting behind the wheel of a gigantic moving truck wearing the unconventional footwear choice in question: a pair of vertigo-inducing floral platform sandals complete with wooden heels and dainty ankle straps. Simpson paired the less-than-practical shoes with an oversized yellow T-shirt and a pair of super-short denim hot pants, and she finished the ‘fit by adding a smattering of gold rings and bracelets and gigantic brown-tinted shades.

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Additional snaps of Jessica posing with her hand on the wheel through the car’s window gave her 6.3 million followers an up-close look at her glam, which consisted of loose beachy waves parted down the middle, a bronzed complexion, and a bright pink lip.

“Everyone says I always overpack…” she captioned the post, insinuating that the U-Haul wasn’t actually used for a full-blown move. “#roadtrippin’.”

While it’s unknown where, exactly, Simpson is heading, her post comes just days after she celebrated her 43rd birthday on July 10. To commemorate the occasion, the actress shared a fresh-faced selfie that showed her beaming at the camera while wearing a red robe, gold necklace, and oversized hoop earrings. She kept her makeup to a minimum in the snap, opting to let her glowing complexion take center stage, and she pulled her blonde hair back into a low bun.


“43 makeup free (kinda. Ha. I did curl my lashes) 🦀♋️🤍🤍🤍,” she captioned the stunning snap.

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